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Why Do I Love Thee?
by Shiira Megumi

     Why do I love thee, I have lots of reasons. How do I love thee...heheh, come into my room and I'll show you...

* Hisashi
10.     The high-bridged nose is real and inborn.
9.     He has skillful hands (for the guitar, you hentai you!)
8.     He has skillful hands (you prude, it's time to think dirty!)
7.     The phone bills won't soar.
6.     He's not choosy when it comes to alcohol (methyl or ethyl would do for him.)
5.     The way he sexily wears a cheongsam with hip-high slits on either side and FM boots would be enough to shame the professional bitch.
4.     The whispering sound of his name is foreplay enough.
3.     Sucking on those thin lips is an eternal challenge.
2.     He spoils pussies like hell (Urmn, yes, and I mean Ayu too)
1.     He'd make a great playmate for the game "Find All My Tattoos"

* Hyde
10.     I swoon over the way he looks with makeup.
9.     I swoon over the way he looks *without* makeup.
8.     I love running my fingers through his long hair.
7.     I love running my fingers through his short hair.
6.     He struggles his darndest over those "L" sounds.
5.     He makes a five o'clock shadow look even sexier.
4.     I hyperventilate at the way his behind looks in those leather pants. (Look, Ma! No lines!)
3.     He's even sexier casting a sideways glance than staring up front.
2.     It's amazing the number of things he can do with his tongue.
1.     (Borrow your words, Bhex-chan) He stands proud and sassy at 5'2.

* Jiro
10.     If I run out of gum, his lips are just as chewy.
9.     He's family-oriented and damn serious about relationships.
8.     He's the only boy in a brood of four.
7.     Given enough chances to experiment, his bass skills can match those of Tetsu's.
6.     Anybody would love to grab and pinch those cheeks.
5.     He'll always look at least ten years younger than he actually is.
4.     He grins like a kid but means it like an adult.
3.     My eyes enjoy following every move his Adam's Apple makes.
2.     I get creative thinking of ways to appease him once every two hours.
1.     See number 10.

* Teru
10.     He plays the drums.
9.     Sighing is inevitable whenever he forgets his lines.
8.     His laughter is infectious.
7.     No pillow? Use his shoulder.
6.     He's undoubtedly every inch a man through and through (and i mean "every inch")
5.     He skateboards like a man who doesn't have two kids.
4.     Hugging and cuddling him come as impulses whenever I see him cry.
3.     I'm a stick of butter on a hot tin roof under his gaze.
2.     The voice! The voice! The voice!
1.     He sends my hormones into a raging frenzy simply be wearing a pair of leather pants.

* J
10.     His English ain't bad at all.
9.     I sin everytime he struts in his leather pants
8.     His voice is as deep as the sound of his instrument
7.     He can use his height to hover over me anytime
6, 5, 4, 3, 2 and 1.     He doesn't mind me drooling over his abs.

* Sugizo
10.     Guitar, bass, piano, trumpet, violin--he can handle it all.
9.     He composed "Desire".
8.     "Sugihara" is the best Japanese surname I've encountered.
7.     It surprised me that he was once valedictorian and student council president.
6.     He can be anybody's best friend.
5.     Pink hair doesn't seem as shocking and repulsive.
4.     The way he loves and adores Luna can melt any heart.
3.     Who wouldn't be awed with the way he romances his guitar?
2.     He cries...with poise!
1.     He puts the "s" in "sexy"...without even trying.

* Yoshiki

10.     His name is often connected with any famour Jpop/Jrock band.
9.     He has superior command of English.
8.     Considerably, he's the sempai of almost all Jpop/Jrock artists. (must be the age thing)
7.     It doesn't hurt that he's filthy rich.
6.     I have yet to meet someone who could match his drumming.
5.     This pianist IS a rock musician.
4.     Long hair suits him as much as short does.
3.     To this date, he has kept his vow of bachelorhood.
2.     He is Extasy! (I assign many meanings here.)
1.     His Royal Highness, the King of Ass Shots...and damn proud of it!

* Tetsu
10.     he respects Yoshiki but didn't need his help for L'Arc-en-Ciel to shoot to fame.
9.     As much as he could, he personally takes his sisters to the dentist.
8.     His initial dream was to be an F1 racer.
7.     the teeth can sink into my neck anytime.
6.     Was that eyeshadow and lip gloss he was wearing for the "Driver's High" video?
5.     All bow before the Bass God who can dance while playing those lethal riffs.
4.     He "bloomed" after Sakura left, about the same time Hyde started looking more like a man. (theories anyone?)
3.     The way he tried to flex his pectorals was downright hilarious.
2.     He could score an Oscar for his portrayal of a man being stabbed to death.
1.     He wrote "that" line in "Perfect Blue"...and seems to mean it.

* Sakura
10.     The drum set doesn't hide him: it enhances his looks.
9.     Add a little tan and a Latino accent and voila! I have Antonio Banderas.
8.     His relationship with Hyde is an eternal mystery.
7.     He got busted for drugs.
6.     Rudolph better get his act together before this Japanese reindeer gives Red Nose a run for his money.
5.     Bless his parents for giving him a long name, which I hope is directly proportional to a certain part of his anatomy.
4.     Best pair of small Nihonjin eyes I've seen belongs to him.
3.     I like his hair, and the way he tosses it around.
2.     He caused me to enjoy being chased after.
1.     He won't bite if I put a leash on him. (But thinking kinky, that doesn't seem like a good thing ne?)

* Inoran
10.     His shyness make me think if he's really shy or it's just a ploy to get me to notice him.
9.     He gets drunk easily.
8.     His proud of his ring (which signifies he's committed, in case I forgot).
7.     "Wish" sends him into hyper mode.
6.     This rocker can play the flute.
5.     With long hair and fair features, he's a beauty in a very classy way.
4.     When he was young, he almost got picked up...twice.
3.     Check out the ecchi/neurotic/utterly romantic/weird/downright dark nature of his songs.
2.     His lopsided grin causes everything that can fall to actually fall.
1.     Licking his body rings off is a lot of fun!

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From me:

     Ashamed as I am to admit it, this is what I've been doing during the Holy Week. While every member of the Christian world is repenting, I'm slowly asking for my soul to be burned in hell again. Heaven bless me. ^_^
     These guys aren't the only members of my Jrock/Jpop harem. I have nine more. However, i tried to limit the list because I shudder at the possibility of other people stealing my ideas. Actually, I could keep my harem to a max of 5 3ds and 5 2ds, but I wouldn't be Shiira Megumi if I have an insufficient number of men. (Okay, Bhex, this is the time you go "And I wouldn't want you any other way, Shiira.") [Bhex's note: Hahahahahaha]
     Why did I make this list? I dunno. Maybe it's the thin fleeting hope that one of these guys here would get to read this and actually make a difference in my life. Just one email would do.
     Disclaimers? It doesn't matter. I OWN these guys and more...albeit in my dreams.

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